ahabsrevenge:instructor144: ventraman:magpie-69: instructor144:BE A GOOD NEIGHBOR AND TAG YOUR REBLO
ahabsrevenge:instructor144: ventraman:magpie-69: instructor144:BE A GOOD NEIGHBOR AND TAG YOUR REBLOGS #MOVIENIGHTThis evening your genial host will be enjoying The Fighter, a rec from a Follower. I have a soft spot in my heart for boxing movies, it makes me happy to see people spar with moves I never attained just as much as it does to see people run with an effortless grace I will never attend.NOW THEN. I have no doubt that you all will be well behaved ladies and gentlemen and others in my absence, but JUST TO BE SURE, here’s a list of things that are ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN this evening!!!BUBBLES!!!! (Mwahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!)ConfettiShenanigansConfetti (yeah, I said it twice so y’all know I MEAN THAT SHIT)GLITTER, of any and all kindsSassSassinessSassy pants, regardless of how revealing they areSassingBacksassingAny of your sassJapesJapingJaperyPufferyBuffoonishnessFELLATING BALLOON ANIMALS (I don’t carry insurance to cover that shit, so knock it off! Although balloon-fellators of exceptional skills are encouraged to submit their CV to my HR department. Note: I am my HR department.)Hankie pankieROMAN CANDLE WIELDING DACHSUNDS!!!NaughtinessNaughty tricksarmy of zombie Barbies led by a skeleton riding a roosterRisky businessbamboozlement POPCORN!!!buncochicaneryCandy, candies, and any other high fructose corn syrup based confectionsflimflamPINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!!!!MAYO AND PEAS ON PIZZA!!!!! Don’t be fucking disgusting. flummeryhumbuggeryPOPCORN!! That’s right, I said it twice! Don’t test me!!!mountebankeryBlatant quacksalveryMischiefMischieviousnessKnife play (not the kinky kind, the “shit we need to go to the ER” kind)Popcorn or similar high fructose corn syrup snacks (YEAH! AGAIN!!! BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE DON’T LISTEN!!!)ICE CREAM or other such confectionaries, unless you hook up your genial host with a generous helping (preferably Dairy Queen banana split with the works, extra sprinkles, please And thank you)S’MORES! No. Right out. That’s just inviting trouble.Cheap hootch, unless slugged properly from a paper bag LIKE MENTomfoolery (HA! THOUGHT I’D FORGET!)Duck stampedes or associated waterfowl tsunamisANARCHY, unless intended to topple The Man in which case go offSaucy sauntersA good ol’ fashioned time anymoreriding bicycle without hands and with a friend or friends on the handlebarsIntemperate consumption of any and all adult beverages containing umbrellas and/or pieces of colorful fruit because fuck thatBUBBLE SHOOTING CHAIN GUNS!!!!Rampant vandalismP A N D E M O N I U M !!!!!JapesJapingBALLOONS!!!! GOTCHA!!!JaperyJape-ish behavior, which may not even be a word but just DON’TRunning amokRunning amuck (in case any a y’all try to do a spelling loophole on my ass)RambunctiousnessHULLABALLOOHijinksHigh jinksCHAOSLoopholes PET ALLIGATORSPlain Old Troubleaaaaaaaaand HORSEPLAY!!!Right, then. Carry on with your evening/night/morning/afternoon, as appropriate for your time zone. Darn it! Balloons are on the list. I’ll just sidle off with these, erm, not balloons. With the greatest of respect, Mac Tíer… I’ll just have a cup of tea and enjoy the ambiance…. “Ambiance,” @ventraman??? You call this gonzo shitshow “ambiance”???? No mention of sashaying … -- source link