eveadams01: “Sir please will you buy me some wrapping paper?” “What do you need it for?” “To wrap yo
eveadams01: “Sir please will you buy me some wrapping paper?” “What do you need it for?” “To wrap your Christmas presents” *he looks bemused* “You have no money to buy me presents. I can’t imagine what you could possibly give me but ok. How much do you need?” “Three rolls please” “Ok baby. Any particular colour?” “Ooh Something with snowflakes please” “No problem” “Thank you” ———-Christmas morning——— “Merry Christmas baby.” “Oh Sir you’ve spoiled me again. There’s so many gifts” “There appears to be many for me too. I am dumbfounded” “Here’s the first one for you” Keep reading -- source link