oneunicornaway:yuri-puppies:smokeandsong:knitmeapony:funny-pictures-uk:“Would consider going back”ta
oneunicornaway:yuri-puppies:smokeandsong:knitmeapony:funny-pictures-uk:“Would consider going back”tag from itoldmanymanypeople: in yelp reviews as in all things eliot spencer is tough but fairI NOW WANT A SET OF YELP REVIEWS FROM ELIOT“Floor to ceiling windows give an open ambiance but very little cover from sniper fire. Creative appetizers and a limited but well selected wine list. Excellent prices. Four stars.”“Production values at this theater are very high and the classic 1950s construction makes it very easy to contain hand to hand combat in a hallway. They give back to the community and host amateur theater productions all winter long. Five stars.”“Unflappable staff members are friendly and ready with a book suggestion or a pressure bandage, even right before closing. Free coffee is a nice touch. Sorry about the armchair. Four stars.”#i am WEEPING at the COMPLETE ACCURACY of this post #eliot ‘if i’m not honest with you you can’t improve’ spencer #always seeking out teachable moments #a true believer in honest feedback #and real constructive criticism #i bet eliot is that person who actually fills out the comment cards in hotels #like in between accidentally trashing them during a fight and fleeing the scene #i bet there is at least one barista in the town of portland who has gone home and been like ‘so my day was weird #this hot guy with huge arms came in and ordered an americano and then brought it back #and insisted on coming behind the counter and showing me what he said was a better way to pull espresso shots #he told me he learned how to do it while waiting out an assassination attempt in italy?! #then he jumped over the counter and walked off yelling DAMN IT at his friend it was v strange’ #eliot spencer stops fights in the street and teaches both sides of the tussle how to better utilize their strengths #eliot spencer always logs online and fills out the customer surveys when the bottom of a receipt requests it #in that episode where hardison runs the con and gives them all an evaluation sheet #eliot hands it in covered in writing front and back and only 15% of it is bitchiness intended to rile hardison up #(it would have been 10% but hardison came over and started bugging him while he was finishing it) #ONCE A YEAR ELIOT SPENCER SITS DOWN AND WRITES A COMPREHENSIVE LETTER TO HIS CONGRESSMAN #a terror in the streets a sub in the sheets and TRULY HOPING TO HELP YOU DO YOUR VERY BEST the rest of the time (gyzym)it’s been about a year since this post and i’m still not over the genius of #a terror in the streets a sub in the sheets and TRULY HOPING TO HELP YOU DO YOUR VERY BEST the rest of the time@gingersnapwolves -- source link