barefootinmate: Mere moments after receiving her conviction and accompanying 45-year prison sentence
barefootinmate: Mere moments after receiving her conviction and accompanying 45-year prison sentence, Kelsea emerged from the courthouse where she was greeted with a sea of media personnel eager to snap some pictures of such a young and beautiful criminal. Kelsea gradually created space between herself and her police escort as the entourage pushed through the crowd. When the time was right, Kelsea made a break for it, her chains and lack of footwear making her progress pathetically slow. The police caught up to her effortlessly, tackling her to the ground and sharply criticizing her decision to run. “What the fuck is wrong with you?,” the officer yelled as he helped Kelsea from the ground back into a seated position. “Why would you make such a dumb escape attempt?!” “It wasn’t an escape,” Kelsea replied in frustration. “It was a suicide. You dumbasses were supposed to shoot me! I can’t do 45 years.” “Oh, lighten up. Prison ain’t so bad,” the cop replied. “There are classes, work detail, recreation - all sorts of stuff to get you out of your cell. At least, there would have been before that little stunt. When the warden hears about this, you’re going in the hole for months - years, maybe! Just you, concrete, and high security cuffs 24/7. And when that’s over, you have a couple years on suicide watch - it’s even worse than the hole. And to top all that off, that little escape just bought you ten more years.” Kelsea was crushed as she heard the news. “Can we try again, maybe?,” she replied sarcastically. “Now I REALLY need you to shoot me.” -- source link