Henry “Buddy” O'Day liked visiting his grandmother. Not so much because he was a loving
Henry “Buddy” O'Day liked visiting his grandmother. Not so much because he was a loving and dutiful grandson, but because he knew that old folks had some fine damn drugs.Nana O'Day had a table full of different pills and there were always new ones showing up. And some of them he had copped had given him the longest and best highs he had ever had. So when she asked him to house set for her while she went on an ocean cruse he was right there. As soon as she was gone, he went straight to her pill table. “Dummy!” he thought as soon as he saw it, “of course she took all the good ones with her.” Thinking he was in for a long dull two weeks he then noticed one bottle had fallen off and rolled behind the lounge chair beside the pill table. Picking up the bottle Buddy saw it was not a regular item from a pharmacy, but something she must have gotten off the internet called Grey Tigress Magic Life Boosters.“Good enough for me” thought Buddy downing the 20 or so tablets left in it. To his surprise the pills actually seemed to be worth the price, whatever that had been, and he soon found himself sinking into the chair flying in a pretty mellow groove. A mellow groove that when Buddy came out of it, he found it had lasted for five whole days! Five days that had had more than a slight effect on him. “Oh gracious me!” Said Buddy, who along with seeing what had happened to his body was also feeling new grey tigress feelings bubbling up in her.When Edith O'Day got back from her cruise nine days later she found a stranger waiting for her in her house. “Hello Nana,” said the transformed Buddy, “It’s me, Henry, I have a lot of explaining to do, but first I don’t think I should call you Nana anymore as we’re contemporaries now it seems.” Edith didn’t say anything. “you can call me Bunny now, it’s what everyone at the erotic bingo club calls me. Don’t know about that? Now that you’re back I’m sure the new O'Day `sisters’ are going to be a big hit there, and the other fun places I’ve discovered.” “By the way where in the world did you find those Grey Tigress pills? I want to see to it they are introduced to my old skateboard pals, they’ll try anything and once I get them where I amanow I’m sure we can have some real fun, hella girls night out every night like you’ve never seen!” -- source link