lostdesertdog:thesockmonkeyrenegade:candlejack:The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steeds of Middle EarthEX
lostdesertdog:thesockmonkeyrenegade:candlejack:The Lord of the Rings: Loyal Steeds of Middle EarthEXCUSE ME EVERYONE. YOU MISSED ONE.BILL THE PONY IS THE MOST BAD ASS PONY TO EVER PONY.SIT THE HELL DOWN AND LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING.BILL WAS AN OLD PONY, AND WHEN THEY BOUGHT HIM IN BREE, EVERYONE SCOFFED. “YOU’VE PAYED TOO MUCH FOR THAT PONY.” THEY SAID.BUT THEY WERE WRONG.BILL MADE IT WITH THE FELLOWSHIP ALL THE WAY TO THE MINES OF MORIA. AND THEN THE WATCHER IN THE WATER ATTACKS, AND SAM THINKS BILL IS DEAD. BUT IS HE? NO THIS BADASS PONY HOOFS HIS BUTT ALL THE WAY BACK TO BREE ON HIS LONESOME, WHERE HE WAITS FOR SAM, AND THEN HELPS THEM AT THE BATTLE OF BYWATER BY GIVING HIS FORMER ABUSIVE MASTER A SWIFT KICK IN THE BEHIND.BILL THE PONY FOR PRESIDENT OF MIDDLE EARTH.theslippertroll -- source link