schpoomi2: Don’t act shocked.You shouldn’t have agreed to a date with someone like me in the first p
schpoomi2: Don’t act shocked.You shouldn’t have agreed to a date with someone like me in the first place if something as vanilla as watersports weren’t on the menu.And you certainly shouldn’t have invited me over to your house, for dinner, then fed and watered me so indulgently, then sat on your waterproof, leather couch, if you didn’t have something like this in mind.You should have known.This is your fault you dumb fucking tease.Now, get on all fours and start licking my piss up off the floor.I feel like emptying the rest of my bladder inside your asshole.Let’s see if you don’t puke your dinner up, while I fill your intestines with a hot piss enema.I’ll give you something to really pull a face about. -- source link