herdirtylittleheart: “Repeat after me; Be punctual, be articulate, be polite.” I thought it was funn
herdirtylittleheart: “Repeat after me; Be punctual, be articulate, be polite.” I thought it was funny, at the time, to really articulate the word ‘articulate’. I even snickered a little as I said “aarrrr-TICK-you-LIT” enunciating each syllable as sharply as I could. He did not find it funny. He found it quite sassy. So I got to learn what happens to sassy girls. He had Miles Davis playing in the background, which was blissful. As he rubbed the soap all over my tongue and asked me to hold the bar between my teeth, “Count Your Blessings” started playing, the horns sounding heavenly. Even with a mouth full of soap, I couldn’t wipe the smile off my my face if I tried. Photo by theruleset - For more posts about this weekend click here (click here on mobile) -- source link