pixie-diddle-duster:bigmammallama5:dinuriel:…I would read the hell out of a series of a chosen
pixie-diddle-duster: bigmammallama5: dinuriel: …I would read the hell out of a series of a chosen eighty-five-year-old woman who goes on epic journeys throughout a dangerous and magical land, armed only with a cane and her stab-tastic knitting needles, accompanied by her six cats and a skittish-yet-devoted orderly who makes sure she takes her pills on time. Battle Granny Gertrude with Phillip and co. Gertrude was raised to believe she was the chosen one and destined to save the world from a massive evil. Since the age of 10 she had spent 7 hours a day training and learning what it meant to be a leader and a solider. By the age of 20, she is ready for battle. She never stops strategizing, training, preparing because any day could lead to the end. She has to be ready. Then nothing happens. Now 75 years later With 6 cats. 1 great-grandson named Philip. 7 foot long knitting needles.100 huge pills. “Well it’s better now then never to save the world, huh Grams?” -- source link