humansofnewyork: “It’s our anniversary tonight. He shopped for Mama. Mama got a new bracelet. Mama
humansofnewyork: “It’s our anniversary tonight. He shopped for Mama. Mama got a new bracelet. Mama got earrings. Mama did good. Now we’re going to a steakhouse. I’ve been preparing for this all week. I’ve been cleansing. I took supplements. I’m wearing my Spanx.” “Don’t tell him that.”“I’ll say whatever I want. I’m wearing my Spanx. He thinks we’re going to a club later so he can see some booty ass naked women. But we’re going home. Only booty he’s gonna see is me with my Spanx off.” This is fantastic :) -- source link