thelureoffantasies: jodyrobots:trollfacemommy:ultramadscientist:trebled-negrita-princess:muc
thelureoffantasies: jodyrobots: trollfacemommy: ultramadscientist: trebled-negrita-princess: muchlikebear: if-you-see-gay-me: gotitforcheap: chucklebot: I am going to find this cafe and burn it down. *locks eyes with the barista as I spray whipped cream into my coffee* motherfucker I am PAYING for caffeine and the right to enjoy it any way I want I will cut it with sugar and mainline it right here don’t try me This just made me so angry lmao what natural sweetness? Whoever wrote this isn’t just pretentious but they also think black coffee is sweet? I don’t give a fuck- if I bought it, I'mma put it up my goddamn ass if I want, they can stfu Coffee enema? Would you like sugar with that? :P This post is the most relevant thing I’ve blogged today. The comments here are just pure joy. -- source link