londonphile:makeyourdeduction:So as I’ve mentioned a few times a lot, I met Benedict Cumberbatch at
londonphile:makeyourdeduction:So as I’ve mentioned a few times a lot, I met Benedict Cumberbatch at the starfuryconventions Elementary con a couple of weeks ago. Some pretty cool things happened.First of all, I got these two incredible pictures with him. I still can’t stop smiling at the swearybatch one because he looks so gloriously silly. That’s a pretty cool experience in itself, I think. But the story doesn’t end there. Oh no, my friends, we have only just begun.I have a beautiful 1934 edition of The Sign of Four that I asked him to sign. He looked at it and told me how incredible it was and did I know how much it was worth? I was a smidge confused, not gonna lie. And then me confusion only increased, because next he asked if I realised how much the value would decrease if he “vandalised” it by signing it.Embarrassingly, I replied by telling him that I didn’t care how much it was worth because I thought he was pretty great and that’s what mattered. He thanked me, but still, he said that he couldn’t ruin this beautiful book, and would I mind if he signed a piece of paper I could tack in? I was a bit dazed but agreed because really, was I ever going to say no to Benedict Cumberbatch?While his bodyguard was finding a piece of paper (this seemed to take an age, but I wasn’t complaining), we were just chatting and all of the lights in the room randomly dimmed and I literally cannot believe what happened next.He beams up at me and says “ooh, bit of mood lighting”I reply “how romantic!”AND THEN HE HUMS PORN MUSIC AT ME AND BEATBOXESLET ME REPEAT THATHE BEATBOXED AT MEWHILE HUMMINGP O R N O M U S I CMy entire brain just went into meltdown and I think I might have accidentally just stared at him and forgot to speak for a minute?So yes, nothing will ever compare to Benedict Cumberbatch flirting with me through the medium of bow chicka wow wows. Don’t try and pretend anything will.‘bow chicka wow wow’ lol -- source link