point199: A gym put out an awesome ad that read: ′′ This summer, what do you want to be? Mermaid or
point199: A gym put out an awesome ad that read: ′′ This summer, what do you want to be? Mermaid or whale?“ A woman sent them an email replying like this: ′′ Yesterday I saw an ad with a photo of a sculptured girl in a bikini and the phrase this summer. What will you be? Mermaid or whale? A: Whales are surrounded by friends. Whales have an active sex life, get pregnant and make beautiful babies. The whales are breastfeeding. The whales are out cruising the seas and getting to know interesting places like Antarctica and Polynesian coral reefs. The whales have dolphin friends. The whales eat shrimp. Whales play water jets and play a lot. The whales are huge and have little natural predators. The whales are well settled, BEAUTIFUL and LOVED. On the contrary, mermaids DO NOT EXIST… If they did, they would be living in an existential crisis: Am I a fish or a human? She doesn’t have children because she kills men who are enchanted by her beauty. Your reproduction would be like fish, no physical contact, no love. They are beautiful, but they always live sad and alone… Dear academy, I’d rather be a whale.” -- source link