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burlesquemermaids: i-sucked-dick-on-accident: therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my godThere is literally no surprise hereAnd yet this is such gold to me Ok but GodIt got worse holy shit I can’t live in this world HAHAHAHA this fucking ass omg As Much as I hate Ted Cruz, and I do, this story is false. A quick internet search turned this up http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/cruzfails.asp . -- source link