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shitthesignssay:rapidopatter:blimpcat:hussie-stole-my-soul:iheartpkmn:8lue-8lood-vriska-serket:shitthesignssay:Aries- Grabs the nearest chainsaw and hacks that shit upTaurus- Carefully carves the top off and bakes the seeds for a nice snackGemini- Comes up with 10,000 ideas, gets bored and executes none of themCancer- Isn’t allowed to use knives yet, angrily jabs at it with a spoon.Leo- Stacks 3 pumpkins on top of one another and makes a giant pumpkin manVirgo-Carves a traditional Jack-o-Lantern and places a candle insideLibra- Rather than carve it, Libra paints it and repaints it every few daysScorpio- Pulls out plans made in April, spends days in solitude making the perfect scary faceSagittarius- “Accidentally” chops it in half, kicks it and throws it a the neighbors carCapricorn- Has someone else do it for them, complains how much stress it caused themAquarius- Researches the entire background of pumpkin carving, decides to carve an eggplant because they’re under appreciatedPisces – Carves it in early October, is upset when it rots before Halloween nightHomestucks where are you?This needs to be a thing. Calling all Homestucks.someone please illustrate thisThis accurately portrays every single character omfgYou called?WHEN THINGS GET ILLUSTRATED AND CITED PROPERLY AND I DON’T HAVE TO KILL ANYONE<3 -- source link