iggy-cortes: Best Christmas Carol ever. The Twelve Courier Days of Christmas!! as conceived by Jonat
iggy-cortes: Best Christmas Carol ever. The Twelve Courier Days of Christmas!! as conceived by Jonat, Doug Farley, Jimbo, Beee and Eli Mann. Who wrote and sang this in a bar, and weren’t kicked out. amazingly.On the first day of Christmas my dispatch gave to me, a hit and run by a cabbie.On the second day of Christmas my dispatch gave to me 2 useless tubes,On the third day of Christmas my dispatch gave to me 3 flat tires,On the fourth day of Christmas my dispatch gave to me 4 milk crates,On the fifth day of Christmas my dispatch gave to me 5 B-R-O-K-E-N DREAMS.On the sixth day of Christmas my dispatch gave to me 6 dented beers,On the seventh day of Christmas my dispatch gave to me 7 hours wait time,On the eighth day of Christmas my dispatch gave to me 8 years back taxes,On the ninth day of Christmas my dispatch gave to me 9 shoppers yakking,On the tenth day of Christmas my dispatch gave to me 10 blown red lights,On the eleventh day of Christmas my dispatch gave to me 11 locks-a-seizing,On the twelfth day of Christmas my dispatch gave to me 12 copy boxes… -- source link