xelestial:lol #dude #Elrond #you’re a motherfucking Elf man #you could’ve felled that mortal motherf
xelestial:lol #dude #Elrond #you’re a motherfucking Elf man #you could’ve felled that mortal motherfucker with a quirk of one perfectly manicured eyebrow #but no #you let that whiny little bitch walk off with the fucking One Ring and basically doomed all of Middle Earth to war #was it because you got dirty? #is that like Elven kryptonite? #your face got dirty and therefore you couldn’t get your bitchass in gear long enough to shove one puny human into a lake of fire? #is that why Legolas always keeps his face so damn clean all the time? #cause he learned from your dirty sweaty mistakes and knows that all that stands between him and obscurity is a bar of Dove soap? #wait…what was I talking about? #oh right #The One Ring #way to drop the ball sonThat “mortal motherfucker” is his great-great-great-and so on grand nephew! You think he only sees Isildur when he looks at him? No. He sees his twin who chose mortality. Elrond has always seen the strength in men. It’s not like the Elves who raised him were saints. (Funny tags, though! I like whoever wrote them.) -- source link