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marlynnofmany:labelleizzy:copperbadge:tehnakki:morvidra:moonblossom:silentstephi:derdoktorsschnabel:chocolatequeennk:spatscolombo:cracked:12 Times Han Solo Used The Force Without Knowing ItI need Han to accidentally be force strong, mostly because HE WOULD HATE THAT SO MUCH “Wow so you’re basically a self-taught Jedi” “WHAT–ARE YOU–I’M THE BEST PILOT IN–”“That’s force shit”“I’M AN EXCELLENT SHOT”“Yeah, because of the force” “I’M INCREDIBLY PERSUASIVE”“That’s the force making people believe your terrible lies against all reason ” “I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL”I can picture his reaction now…No, but this is:Oh heckGeorge Lucas can pry Force Sensitive Han from my cold dead hands.I love everything about this theory, but my favourite part of it by far is now utterly offended he’d be by the suggestion.I live in the hope of Force-Ghost HanGod, he’d be SO MAD. Just hanging out with the other force ghosts and so goddamned bitter about it. And I want Anakin to be weirdly angry about Han breaking up with Leia, because she was the best thing that ever happened to him and Han still 100% not being over that he is VADER and tortured both of them. Oh oh no, I think I am developing Force Ghost headcanons.I would watch and enjoy a movie about Han Solo leading a force ghost heist of some kind, complaining angrily the entire time. None of the movie characters who have become force ghosts were known for their ability to give a solitary fuck, and the bickering would be spectacular. Yoda making puns about how he can see right through people. Han claiming Obi Wan still owes him money. The fuck are you going to do with money in the afterlife, Solo? I’m gonna roll it up into A STICK AND BEAT YOU WITH IT SO HARD YOUR SON FEELS IT THROUGH THE FORCE, SKYWALKER. Obi Wan immediately hands him ten force ghost star wars dollars.Stormtroopers constantly walking through them. At one point they recruit a force sensitive storm trooper they discover when she asks them if they can keep the petty bitching to a dull roar. She’s been there the whole time but hates her job so she just kept quiet about all the force yelling in the Death Star mark XXIV control room until now.Always reblog salty Force Ghost Han. -- source link