keigan-of-sweden:elodieunderglass:redshoesnblueskies:deerbait:toods:end0skeletal:The curl-crested ar
keigan-of-sweden:elodieunderglass:redshoesnblueskies:deerbait:toods:end0skeletal:The curl-crested araçari is a species of toucan endemic to the Amazon River Basin notable for the modified, curled feathers on its crown.(Photo sources: x x x x x x)@sereanebeanwhy this bird got a jerry curl*flails arms* but @elodieunderglass what is the taxonomy of this birb??? where is your unpaid highly paid intern when i need them??It’s a Modified Orbular!This bird looks like a lady of indeterminable age who wears mismatched thrift shop clothes and plastic sixties jewellery and shows up to the grocery store to buy condensed milk (unsweetened) and cigarettes which she then puts in a worn plastic bag from another grocery store, and then she trundles back in the next day to complain that she was overcharged for the condensed milk (unsweetened) because according to her it was on sale but it really wasn’t, and anyway she doesn’t have the receipt. She leaves complaining about how she’s been shopping at that store for twenty years (it opened five years ago) but now she’s going to give all of her business to the rival store. But she’ll be back before the week is over, buying her cigarettes and condensed milk (unsweetened). -- source link
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