Jimmy Pepper of Walton, Wisconsin, was a huge fan of Japanese films and anime and so had gladly spen
Jimmy Pepper of Walton, Wisconsin, was a huge fan of Japanese films and anime and so had gladly spent what he thought of as a small fortune to spend a whole month and a week in Tokyo with a personal trainer from an organization called Supreme Ultimate Full Immersion Deep Learning and Total Introduction to Nihonjin Culture and Life, who would see to it that not only at the end was he fluent in the Japanese language, but the culture as well. “You won’t know where the gaijin went” was their motto.On arriving in Tokyo, Jimmy was distressed to find that the person he thought was going to be his trainer, a Mister Yoshida was ill and had turned him over to another handler a woman who said her name was Takeko Aoki, but that he was to at all times call her Gārumasutā which meant Girl Master. “But we’re supposed to spend the whole time in really close quarters! ” Said Jimmy "won’t that… be awkward? ”, “Not under my tutorship,” said Takeko, “believe me that won’t matter long at all.” Jimmy had no idea what she meant, but he found her to intimidating to question further. It didn’t take long for Jimmy to find out just what Gārumasutā had in mind. She was giving him all the training he had been promised, but doing from her firm stance in Josei no bunks or Women’s Culture.“Or for you Shōjo Bunka, girl culture, Jimmy, ”said Gārumasutā making that part of his daily regimen which included a tea made from a harsh bitter herb that Jimmy swore seemed to me making him thinner and shorter! But that had to be crazy he thought. “At least I don’t think it can get any weirder than this.” thought Jimmy. Then, with only a week left in his stay Takeko Aoki announced it was time for the final stage of his full immersion to begin at a laboratory they had where “gaijin go in, but none come out.” “あれえ!” (oh my!) thought Jimmy, but still said nothing and went with Gārumasutā without a word. A week later and Jimmy Pepper, or as she from now on would be known, Jumika Koshō, was taken to the airport to return, with a new passport provided by them, to Wisconsin. His original goal of impressing his hometown Anime Fan Club with his new knowledge gone. “Those guys would probably just be dorks around me now.” she thought, as to what she would do with herself now she was not really sure. -- source link