jirkwood-blog:jirkwood-blog:Why you looking bitter? I be looking betterThe type of bitch that make y
jirkwood-blog:jirkwood-blog:Why you looking bitter? I be looking betterThe type of bitch that make you wish that you ain’t never met herLobelia S-to-the-B: so sprezz, so swag, so haute she’ll melt your popsicle. I am just in love with Lobelia Sackville-Baggins fancying herself as a hot-shit fashionista but actually coming across as ten pounds of “oh honey, no” in a five pound bag. I want the extended edition to have footage of her parading through Hobbiton in her fashion-forward florals, calling everyone out for being basic bitches, harshing on coords, insisting everyone check out her lookbook and throw her some hype, come on you jerks.I need a whole featurette on the in-universe fashion scene.I mean, those frocks are obvs Bree Saint Laurent, but is that brolly by Vivian of Westwood or is it vintage Southfarthing couture? Did she scam those hats off a March Hare or what? How’d her layering game get that tight? Girl, what is that flower basket even about, what is your story? These are the important questions. Keep reading -- source link
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