lettheworldtickleyou: brandon646: brandon646 “Not only is the cat on my lap, but I’m drinking red wi
lettheworldtickleyou: brandon646: brandon646 “Not only is the cat on my lap, but I’m drinking red wine on the white sheets. Did it occur to you that maybe this isn’t the best time to start drawing on my toes?” “Sorry, I’m confused. What’s the relationship between all that and drawing on your toes?” “I’ll never be able to hold still!” “I’m sorry, I’m still not getting it. Why not?” “You know why!!!” “I’m sorry, I really don’t…” “‘Cause it tickles…” “Wait, sorry, are you implying something about your feet?” “You know this!!” “Could you just please lay it out for me, clearly?” “Ugh. My…feet…are…ticklish.” “Ohhhhh I see. Now I get it. So you’re saying your feet are so ticklish that drawing a few small smiley faces on your toes would make you have to flail your entire upper body around so much that you’d spill your wine and knock the cat away?” “That’s what I’m saying.” “Gosh. Your toes must be extra ticklish then…” “You know how ticklish they are…” “This is providing me with a different level of understanding, though. I feel like I really need to see the evidence for myself in order to grasp what you’re trying to say, though. It just seems so….far-fetched.” “Shut up!!! It’s not ‘far-fetched!’ Feet are ticklish!” “Not everyone’s feet are this ticklish. Let’s do a little drawing…” -- source link