hellsing-inserts: spelonca: I present to you: the worst (or the best, idk) hellsing au ever made.No
hellsing-inserts: spelonca: I present to you: the worst (or the best, idk) hellsing au ever made.No vampires, no nazis, no vatican: just three rival pizzerie that are constantly trying to surpass each other. Hellsing has always been a noble family of pizza makers. Most of their revenue comes from no other than their supernatural delivery man, Alucard.Iscariot instead focuses on real™ Italian™ pizza™ and on using many, many religious puns in their slogans (the text above Anderson can be roughly translated as “Pizza like God intended”). Enrico has to wear mandatory fake moustache, just because. Millenium only produces the worst, most evil kinds of pizza. Their toppings are terrible, pineapple, ketchup, whole fucking hamburgers, mayo, anything that Shouldn’t go on a pizza really. Plain fuckin evil.@farisaki and @leonhartleon are my accomplices in this, and they are as responsible for this mess as I am The Official Mood™️ for May 2018 is Captain Hans on an undersized Vespa. -- source link