solfed-sparkles:thesetwoutes:solfed-sparkles:Napoleon Bonaparte’s fail-safe, guaranteed guide to a f
solfed-sparkles:thesetwoutes:solfed-sparkles:Napoleon Bonaparte’s fail-safe, guaranteed guide to a fulfilling and wholesome long-term relationship:1. Enrol in the Army2. Bombard your loved one with letters of adoration3. Get her male friends to convince her that it’s a good idea to marry you4. Come late to the wedding and blame it on work5. Have a three-day honeymoon, after which you’ll go off to conquer a country or two6. Express extreme anger if on your return you catch her cheating7. Pull a few political strings and crown yourself emperor (now you’ve got choice)8. If you think she’s getting old, divorce her for someone half your ageSeven easy steps! Now you too can have the dream relationship with the girl(s) of your choice!Eight easy steps.IT’S NOT MY FAULT I CAN’T COUNT I STRUGGLE WITH MATHS OK -- source link