randomitemdrop:The spell Conjure Fey is for sixth-level casters; for first through fifth, there’s Sp
randomitemdrop:The spell Conjure Fey is for sixth-level casters; for first through fifth, there’s Spell: Conjure Shitty Fey, which is limited to summoning a waddling little oaf that hangs around for the next ten minutes and is under no compulsion to obey you or anyone else. Roll d10:Rat Fairy: behaves exactly like an aggressive ratButter Fairy: constantly exuding butter from its body (treat anything it touches as if affected by the spell Grease compulsively drawn to food, which it will attempt to butterFear Fairy: makes terrifying bird noises and attempts to bite people with its oversized beakGloo Fairy: waddles around like a sleepy toddler, drooling Sovereign Glue on anything it gets nearLicki Fairy: the Fairy Flavor Collector, which (it believes) has the important job of adding to the Seelie Courts’ archive of the flavors of every substance and material in the worldWiggly Fairy: just stands there wiggling; any creature that touches it is compelled to join in its wiggling for the duration of the fairy’s summonMan Fairy: believes itself to be a normal human man, and will attempt to do whatever it believes a normal human man would do in whatever situation it has been summoned toGas Fairy: belches horrible-smelling poison gasAb Fairy: a magical personal trainer with the power to grant a willing being nice, firm abs(roll again)(Credit if you don’t know: Pokemon Fusion Generator)I know a waddling little fairy with the face of an angry monkey is fun but I think most of us will agree that this is the superior design for the Manfairy. Imagine you conjure a couple of these guys into the enemy camp toddling around talking about sports and tools and asking if people are working hard or hardly working -- source link
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