vampyenby: silkbox: So, I’ve been playing a lot of strat games with my friends as of late. Settlers
vampyenby: silkbox: So, I’ve been playing a lot of strat games with my friends as of late. Settlers of Catan and the like. More recently, during a particularly difficult Games of Thrones game, my mind wandered. What if there was a BDSM themed strategy game? The board is a willing participant. The players are… whoever the Board feels comfortable with. The rules are as such: There is a deck of cards that contain Items and Boost cards. Items are your average plethora of sex toys - dildos of various sizes, vibrators, rope, etc… Anything that you have in your possession and that Board is ok with. Plus a few Wildcard Item cards that allow you to walk away, wander around the house and come back with a single item you want to use. (Say, a cucumber. Put a condom on that thing.) There’s Seconds time coins. You can just use regular coins, like nickels. Each is worth 5 seconds of action. You can acquire these in various ways. You have a die. To start, the Board lays down on the table. Or on the ground. Whatever. The players can decide the position. Then the players roll the die to decide going order. The first person can pick any single neutral spot on the Board. You cannot start on the genitals, the asshole, the nipples or the mouth. Once a place has been picked, another person cannot start within two hand’s widths of that spot. They must pick a starting point elsewhere. You can mark movement progress with markers. Now we begin. Every player starts with 60 seconds of playing time. You roll a die - any even number allows you to draw a card from the deck. Any odd number allows you to use your hands in lieu of item cards in that turn. Once you have rolled, you can progress one inch in any direction from the starting point. You can also use an item card, and donate the amount of seconds you’re going to use that item. For example, you roll a 4. You can pick a card out of the deck. It’s a Leather Crop card! You move towards the nipple and then play the Crop card and donate 10 seconds. Within those ten seconds, you can use the Crop anywhere within 1 inch of where your marker lines are. After you are done, you must discard the Crop Card. You can also choose to hold on to the card instead of using it and wait until you’re in a better spot to use it. Then the next person moves. The goal of the game is, of course, to make the Board victim orgasm during your turn. —– PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEONE PLAY THIS GAME AND TELL ME IF THE DYNAMICS WORK/OR HOW YOU CHANGED THE GAME TO MAKE IT WORK BETTTTTEEEERRRR. ——- Suggested deck: Item Cards: Bullet Vibrators (up to 4 cards max) Long vibrator (2 cards max) Small dildo, medium dildo, big dildo Anal beads Belt Crop Rope (Automatic sticky item) Ball gag (Automatic Sticky Item) Clothes pin/nipple clamps (Automatic Sticky Item) ~Basically anything, use your imagination!~ 4 Wild Item cards (you may choose an extra item from whereever you want to put into play. It becomes a part of the came from then on. Even after the Wild Item Card is discarded, it remains attached to the item you chose.) Event/Boost cards: “You get an extra 30 seconds! Add this time to your pile.” (2 cards max) “You get an extra 15 seconds! Add this time to your pile.” (4 cards max) “You get an extra 5 seconds! Add this time to your pile.” (6 cards max) “Switch spots! For a turn, you can choose to act from another player’s territory. You’re still limited to using your own items.” (3 cards) “Sticky Item! For up to 5 turns, you may keep the toy on the board/in play instead of discarding it. For dildos, this means keeping it inside. For crops, this means keeping it in your hand and being able to use it on five more turns.” (About 5 of these cards should be in the deck.) “Power outage! Turn off any vibrators that are currently on.” “Denial! You may remove another player’s Sticky Item from the Board. The player must discard that item card. If no items are in play, this card does nothing.“ I would be the board for this in a heartbeat. -- source link