jaendoe:db5k-owned:#do you know #do you know why junsu’s not enlisting #because in december jaejoong
jaendoe:db5k-owned:#do you know #do you know why junsu’s not enlisting #because in december jaejoong will be released from service #and he will crack his knuckles and drop his bags at junsu’s doorstep with a list of grievances written on a roll of toilet paper #“death note. kissed yoochun. dorian gray. kissed yoochun twice. my car etc etc” #and he will be ready to exact vengeance but all he’ll find will be a simple note in the deserted lobby #“hyung i enlisted last night see you in two years ;)” #there will literally be a lame winky face i promise you #and you guys didn’t believe me when i told you junsu’s a genius © booniesI have a draft that’s been sitting in my computer for many months now because it’s meant for Junsu’s enlistment and it goes (so far) like this - Junsu walks off the Membership Week stage to thunderous applause and chants. He is smiling so hard, his face hurts.“I quit.” His manager is the first person he bumps into. “I quit,” hyung repeats, appearing stressed even by idol manager standards.“Nonsense,” Junsu smiles broadly. Honestly, he can’t get himself to stop, this might be a problem. “Are you going to move to LA?” cordi noona asks wistfully. “Because I’m really going to miss you.”Nonsense, Junsu starts to say, except Yoochun walks in and a horde of nervous crew members immediately surround them both. Everyone is talking at once, but one crew member’s loud “How do we get rid of the evidence?” penetrates the chaos.“I don’t think there’s a way,” Yoochun says morosely. “Twitter is probably exploding already.” He eyes Junsu’s wide smile with censure. “I’m enlisting soon, so it’s not going to be my problem for long, you know.”Junsu gives an airy wave. “I’m not worried.”He ignores the pitying looks aimed in his direction, because it’s the truth. He’s been planning this for a while now, after all. *When the phone rings at a quarter past one in the morning, Junsu is prepared. Which is why he lets it ring five times first.“Hello?”“Why, you little -”“Who is this?” Junsu interrupts.There’s a pregnant pause lasting several seconds and then - “Someone whose wrath is about to rain down on-”“Wrong number,” Junsu interrupts again with practiced indifference and hangs up. Then has to muffle his laughter in order not to wake the whole house. The next time around, he doesn’t let it ring too long. “Hang up on me one more time, go ahead,” Jaejoong growls.Junsu throws himself on the bed, snagging a cat - Leo - by its paw for a belly-rub. “How many army rules are you breaking right now?” he asks, grinning.“About a million,” Jaejoong grumbles, “but never mind that. Explain yourself.”“I don’t follow?” He hasn’t had so much fun in - well, since Jaejoong enlisted. “Oh you don’t, do you? You have no idea why your hyung is risking expulsion to call you in the middle of the night-”“Wait,” Junsu cuts him off. “I played L?” An involuntary laugh escapes Jaejoong. “Oh, we haven’t even started on you playing L, but never mind that either!” “Ok, fine,” Junsu relents. “you saw the membership video.” -- source link
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