tickletorturingboys:boyswhoshouldbetickledtodeath:“COACH! COACH STOP! I’M TICKLISH! “You’re my be
tickletorturingboys:boyswhoshouldbetickledtodeath: “COACH! COACH STOP! I’M TICKLISH! “You’re my best player and you missed the fucking pass that would have won the game. I’m going to take get back every minute I put your worthless ass on the field by tickling the fucking shit out of you. Oh wait, you were in for the whole game! ” “NO COACH! YOU CAN’T DO THAT! I CAN’T BE TICKLED THAT LONG! PLEASE GOD NO I CAN’T TAKE IT!” “I don’t give a shit if you can’t take it. You need to start fucking playing better! And I’m going to tickle you like a bitch until I see some improvement in your game!” “I’M SORRY! HAHAHA I’M SORRY! PLEASE NO MORE!” “And every time you miss another pass You’re gonna be right back here with me, and I’ll tickle you for 2 hours. And we’ll do that until you’re catch percentage is fucking PERFECT!” “NO! I CAN’T PROMISE THAT! STOP! STOP TICKLING ME! STOP! STOP! NO MORE! AHAHAHAHAHA!” I hope he keeps dropping passes -- source link