whoiwanttofucktoday: Well, guys, I watched the Super Bowl last night and I have a couple of major ta
whoiwanttofucktoday: Well, guys, I watched the Super Bowl last night and I have a couple of major take aways. The first is that Shakira’s hips are still profoundly truthful. The second is that both performers are older than me and one was even a star while I was still a child and have made me realize that I might not be working out enough. Joking aside, it was only a minute or so into the show that I turned to my computer and Googled, “Shakira Age”. Why? Because like, I remember when she got famous. If you you were to check my blog you’ll see the first time I posted her I mentioned I worked at a record store and there was much discussion about her hotness and her hips. So like, intellectually I realized she had to be at least my age and likely older given she was an adult at the time and I only sorta was. So I looked. Yup, she’s 43. She is older than me. She is just a 43 year old who could pass for 25. Like, I don’t think she ages. I am not sure how she looks any different than she did when I was putting Laundry Service on shelves. It’s kind of unfair. I won’t complain though because again, she still has the George Washington of hips so we all win. Today I want to fuck Shakira. -- source link