“Just so we are clear. When I visit you aren’t allowed in the Master Bedroom. That&rsq
“Just so we are clear. When I visit you aren’t allowed in the Master Bedroom. That’s our alone space. If we want you to fluff for us we will have sex in the den or one of the other bedrooms. If we invite you to watch TV with us you will immediately get on your knees by the foot stool and start sucking my toes. Suck them gently and one at a time. That feeling is so erotic. To have a wife suck my toes while I snuggle up to her husband. And lastly, you are only allowed to walk when you are wearing a cow bell around your neck. So you may crawl around the house OR wear a cow bell. That choice is yours. Any questions?" -- source link