inquizies:inquizies:inquizies:just walk it offI went in there cause I wanted to pickpocket that elve
inquizies:inquizies:inquizies:just walk it offI went in there cause I wanted to pickpocket that elven dagger that she has cause I’m trying out a mage/sneaky dagger rogue lady. So if she’s ever in a spot where she can’t do sneak kills she can just shove a fireball in their face instead. Anyway as I’m walking there and listening to Sven throw some shade my way I was like, “pls don’t have your dagger equipped”, cause if she has it equipped then I can’t steal it from her. I walk in, sneakily close the door behind me, and when I turn around this is what I see. No dagger or bow equipped, just a broom that has impaled her in her sleep. That she also happens to have equipped. My first pickpocket attempt failed, which woke her up, and as soon as she starts getting up the broom goes straight into her hand. So she’s now getting up out of bed, while yelling at me and also has a broom in her right hand. It was a pretty menacing sight tbh. I like to imagine she chases thieves out of her inn with that same broom, and once outside she drags them around back and beats them with it cause she is Delphine, she’s probably gonna kill a dragon with that broom someday, and cause patrons watching her kick some person’s ass with a broom might give her innkeeper act away.Also because they can’t stand the sight of a strong nord woman -- source link
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