captainblondes: Me: No he never told me Wife: Yes, twice actuallyMe: Did you two have sex? Wife: N
captainblondes: Me: No he never told me Wife: Yes, twice actually Me: Did you two have sex? Wife: NO!…Are you kidding me? That thing was way to big! Me: Oh my god! So that’s all that happened? Wife: sorta…We did try to have sex at Tiffany’s party. Me: What do you mean tried? Wife: Like I said, it was to big Me: Damn! How big do you think it is? Wife: I’m not sure… how big is my black dildo? Me: nine inches Wife: He was about that long and definitely thicker. Me: What did you do just tell him it was to big? Wife: I tried but I could only get like just the head in. Me: Wow! Do you think you could take it now? Wife: mmm…maybe? Me: Wanna try when he gets here? Wife: Are you like gonna let me if I say yes? Me: Yes…would you let me watch you fuck him? Wife: OMG!!!…No! Me: Why not?. Wife: I’d be to embarrassed! Me: Please??? Wife: I’ll let you watch me suck it. Me: Do you want to fuck him? Wife: Oh my god YES! Me: You let me watch you suck his dick and I’ll let you fuck him. Wife: OMG! Don’t tease me…are you being for real? Me: Yes -- source link