wowhead:uesp:its-after-3am:uesp:“Alval Uvani. I’m an evil wizard. I like blowing things up. And I ha
wowhead:uesp:its-after-3am:uesp:“Alval Uvani. I’m an evil wizard. I like blowing things up. And I have LOTS of time on my hands, since I’m LOADED with gold. So I blow things up. And burn them. And frost them. And shock the living daylights out of them. But I’m a smart, law-abiding evil wizard, because I only blow up my own stuff. So don’t get any ideas about murdering me and looting my gold… Aside from the fact that I’ll kick your ass… it’s against the law, and you’ll rot in jail for it. So how do like THEM apples? My neighbors grumble a lot, but what can they do? No law against practicing my skills. Thinking about sticking your paw in my pocket? Go ahead. I’ll blow you to cream corn, and the Law will love me for it.”–Alval Uvani, introducing himselfAlright tough guy, tell that to the wildlifeBrave words from someone in cream corning range.Big words coming from a guy who dies from one sip of mead -- source link