queenofspies:achiille:msmori:copperbadge:persian-slipper:alexielthegreat:@copperbadge, I feel like t
queenofspies:achiille:msmori:copperbadge:persian-slipper:alexielthegreat:@copperbadge, I feel like there’s a story about Steve promoting safe sex in this…Oh but see now I’m picturing a whole series of cheesy Avengers safe sex PSAs.Tony: I may be a playboy, but I know when to wear armor.Natasha: There’s a time and place for stealth. The bedroom isn’t it. (Alternately: “Safety is easy. If he won’t wear a condom, kill him.”) Clint: Protection is important, on and off the range. Thor: It’s what a god would do. Bruce: Do it for science. Wear it for safety.Sam: Your best wingman is the one in your pocket.THESE. Great.#James: just wear the fucking condom (Alternate:) -- source link