myboidiscowing:batreyn:americanninjax:thefingerfuckingfemalefury:squigglydigg:solitaria-fantasma:916
myboidiscowing:batreyn:americanninjax:thefingerfuckingfemalefury:squigglydigg:solitaria-fantasma:91625:f1rstperson:suddenlycomics:#a form i can psychically tell you would be more comfortable with#bare chest and blue booty shortzThank you @kiwissonI like to imagine both Superman and Batman unconsciously emit a sort of “god I wish everyone was wearing hotpants” telepathic vibe that J’onn picked up on. be the change you want to see in the world@phantoms-lair#I like how supes is like ‘oh a shapeshifter’ while bats is like ‘whAT IN THE S H I T’Superman: NEATBatman: what THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSo do you think J’onn was like. “Hmm.. Muscular, cape, and undergarments. Understood.”Then he got outside, saw the rest of the world and was like “What the fu…”All these comments are goldBatman backs away because he knows he cant compete with the Fabulousness that J'onn has just shown. Bruce is all like, “ Time to go back to the drawing board and make a new costume. I’m Batman, nothing can defeat me, not even blue booty shorts” -- source link