rozunderpressure:heir-of-the-founders:softestvirgil:what-even-is-thiss:orevet:eroticcannibal:sniddie
rozunderpressure:heir-of-the-founders:softestvirgil:what-even-is-thiss:orevet:eroticcannibal:sniddies-snake-tiddies:lagtim3:cats-and-cacti:i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance @fandomlife-confessions Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella.So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all alongThe warm water of the ocean did what now So are you telling me an eternal teenager with those feelings never… for a hundred years? Not once? Not even on his own?I’ve thought of that before like even though he’s been alive for like over a hundred years he never… not even once… he… hm. Ocean cold thoIts warm during the night, I mean, if I remember correctly, they had their honeymoon in Brazil (they were filming in Paqueta, an Isle in Guanabara bay if I am not mistaken), and yes, ocean water at night is rather warm… -- source link