magimerlyn:nezumipi:emi–rose:moodyehudi:epaulettes:wildlyannoyingdoofus:These kinds of responses are
magimerlyn:nezumipi:emi–rose:moodyehudi:epaulettes:wildlyannoyingdoofus:These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:1.“Okay, and who’s the president?”“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”“It’s okay, you know who he is.”2. “Who’s the president?”“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….“Yup, good enough.”3.“And who’s the president,”“Not fuckin’ Obama!”“I feel ya.”4.“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-““Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”“Oh, well, alright then.”5. (My personal favorite)“Who’s the president?”“Ew.”“Good enough.”My roommate is a neurologist and has to do this check all the time. Her all-time favorite so far has been “ay dios mio” during which the woman was vigorously crossing herself.lol me too , lady One time I got “that orange fuck” from a very cute little old lady with urosepsisI have - quite unintentionally - contributed to this phenomenon.I was waking up from surgery in the post-op observation room, where they kept people before sending them off to the ICU. The nurse was talking to me as I was semi-awake, telling me that as soon as it was ready, I would be sent to room 2008. I did not hear the word “room”.I started trying to sit up and get out of bed (entirely unsuccessfully), shouting (mumbling forcefully), “He’s not president yet! I have to warn everyone!”That’s awesome. Thank you for trying to warn us -- source link