meficrow:>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a c
meficrow:>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city>don’t know why the guards let him in>figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over>Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing>Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent>I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city.>Dragon shows up>Ohthankthegods>Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon>End of my worries>He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul>According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself.>Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust>Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible>Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards>He leaves without a word>Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him. -- source link
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