sarahseemssilly:theycallmethemoose:everkings:gildatheplant:pragtastic:fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-gr
sarahseemssilly:theycallmethemoose:everkings:gildatheplant:pragtastic:fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:leomoriat:poesdaughter:Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrumsAre we not going to mention Jesus?Nailed it.*wheeze* Oh my god.Nailed it. -- source link
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