veronica-rich:meggory84:ms-demeanor:Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the ki
veronica-rich:meggory84:ms-demeanor:Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that.HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU’RE IN.HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS.Featuring Helpful Sections such as: Death Certificates – What you need, why you need them, andhow to get themPrepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phoneWhat the Everloving Fuck is ProbateSome Simple Dos and Don’tsShitty Mad Libs – Templates for writing Obituaries andMemorialsHow to plan a non-religious death partySo you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or someshitThis is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they’re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who’s inheriting grandma’s favorite dentures. It’s not exactly cheerful and it’s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you’re processing a fresh death.I’m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I’m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we’re all just going to cry together.Good luck!(in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit)This is utterly amazing and I wish I’d had this when my dad died and I was a 22-year old estate executor.Does it include how to be the one person at the funeral home saying “No, Mom doesn’t need a $5,000 gold-patterned casket” when the other family members are too depressed and saying “that sounds nice, yes, do that?” Because I can do that! (Really, this is a valuable resource though.) -- source link
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