transformativeworks:youaspiretomalevolence:linssweater:This thread omg[Twitter thread by @seananmcgu
transformativeworks:youaspiretomalevolence:linssweater:This thread omg[Twitter thread by @seananmcguire:Oh, wow. Little girl in full meltdown because when her mom packed movies for the trip, she only packed the little boy’s favorites.“FINDING NEMO is just as good,” says Mom.“DORY IS A GIRL LIKE ME AND YOU ONLY BROUGHT BOYS LIKE HIM,” wails the girl.I feel you, kiddo.Mom is now asking girl to be reasonable, as apparently boy gets mad when he has to watch “girl” movies, and “You’re more mature.”I am so on this kid’s side right now you have no idea.Little boy has joined conversation: “I like MOANA she likes MOANA we should do MOANA.” A protest singalong has begun.Mom: “Don’t disturb the other–”Both kids: “YOU’RE WELCOME YOU’RE WELCOME YOU’RE WELCOME.”Mom: “–passengers.”YOU SCREAM LIKE THE VENGEFUL MONSTERS YOU ARE, CHILDREN. YOU SCREAM.Update: I am now on the mom’s shit list for helping with the lyrics to “Shiny.” Both children now shriek-singing “SHIIIINYYYYYY.” I win.Little girl now singing “How Far I’ll Go” while little boy has launched into “Let It Go.” Mom appears to need a drink. YOU EARNED THIS, MOM.Mom: You’re disturbing people!Older woman with German accent: Do you want to know how the song goes in German?GERMAN GRANDMOTHER NOW TEACHING US DISNEY SONGS IN GERMAN. JAPANESE GRANDMOTHER INCHING CLOSER.MOM LOOKS TRAPPED, CHILDREN ARE DELIGHTED, THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER.I am like, 95% sure both of these grandmothers would adopt these children if given half a chance.Japanese grandmother has a beautiful singing voice, and is teaching us “Do You Want To Build A Snowman?”We have attracted several more children and three more grandparents. I feel my work here is done.]source -- source link
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