thefingerfuckingfemalefury:cryoverkiltmilk:thefingerfuckingfemalefury:madehimsaycomfychairs:ateliere
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:cryoverkiltmilk:thefingerfuckingfemalefury:madehimsaycomfychairs:atelierevzimus:continueplease:konoto:whatthefawxblogs:dek-says-so:cute-bird-dad:cauda-pavonis:pronouncedlab-eth:lcheeseboy:I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutleruh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chainROBO-DILDO.you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.DildobotEdward Dildo-armsDOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTOI SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCKIN THE FUTURE THERE WILL BE ONLY ONE TABOO…TO LOVE SOMEONE WITH SEX TOYS FOR HANDS I feel like this is a rejected character design for Masters of the Universe. As if even they looked at it and said “Oh that’s a bit much.”“Okay so this is Whiplash…”“I’m sorry this is who now?”“WhiplashWhy?”“…Never mind go on”“This is Ram Man”“THIS IS WHAT MAN”“Ram ManHe rams thingsWhy else would he be called that”“And who is this?”“This is FISTO”“This is…Fisto”“Yes”“It’s…It’s been a LONG time since you dated hasn’t it?”“What’s that got to do with anything?”“You don’t think you might be channeling some…frustration into these characters maybe?”“What has my love life got to do with these innocent plastic toys?”“…You’re right, never mind. So whose this guy?”“This is Vibrator Hands…”“OKAY I’M GOING TO HAVE TO STOP YOU THERE” -- source link