gunsandfireandshit:metalbatteryzone:vonisv:fortooate:revedas:thatdangerous:extrajordinary:GUYS. THER
gunsandfireandshit:metalbatteryzone:vonisv:fortooate:revedas:thatdangerous:extrajordinary:GUYS. THERE WAS DRIVE-THROUGH IN ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH THE COST OF MY MASTERS IN HISTORY.[From Daily Life of the Ancient Romans by David Matz]*rolls up to the window* yeah gimme a number V combo“I’ll have two number IXs, a number IX large, a number VI with extra ambrosia, a number VIII, two number XLVs, one with cheese, and a large goblet of wine.”hail, I am Gaius Furius, welcome to Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives“YEAH CAN I GET A FVCKIN VVVVHHH….VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVHHHHHHHHH…BVRGER?”“Goatmilk machine broke.” *dying goat baaing in the distance**holds up two fingers* “Five Bacchus meals please.”“Sorry, we’re outta grapes. Go to the one on the next corner.” -- source link
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