were-dying-but-we-like-it:Can you even imagine what these stories would sound like? They’d be
were-dying-but-we-like-it:Can you even imagine what these stories would sound like? They’d be like the craziest shit ever. Every hunter knows about the Winchesters. Two brothers, an angel and a ‘67 Chevy Impala. They’ve heard the craziest tales and about a million rumours, each one weirder than the next.“Sam Winchester is said to be seven feet tall!”“Well I heard it was eight feet.”“They say that Dean Winchester is so hot, that not even angels can help falling in love with him.”“The Winchesters are friends with an angel, a vampire, a werewolf and the King of Hell.”“The fuck kinda hunters are those two?”It becomes a common pastime on hunts to tell tales about the Winchesters and their angel. Most of the stories are a bit exaggerated, but never stray too far from the truth - its already insane enough without having to make it up.“…an angel put them in a universe where their lives were a TV show! Can you even believe that?”“Heck, that’s a TV show that I would watch.”“Dean Winchester killed Hitler.”“Dude, Hitler’s dead.”“Well, he is now. What do you know about Nazi necromancers?”“I’m sorry, Nazi what?”“The Winchesters and their angel buddy went into Scooby Doo.”“What do you mean, they went into Scooby Doo?”“Like, went into it. Went into the show. Met the characters.”“Dude, thats impossible.”“With the Winchesters, nothing’s impossible.”Eventually the hunters kinda just roll with it. Sam and Dean freed Lucifer? Sure. Sam and Dean released God’s sister from her seven-billion-and-something-year imprisonment? Why not. Sam and Dean opened a portal to a universe where they dont exist? Of course they did. They’ve gotten so used to the madness they don’t even notice it anymore.“Did the Winchesters really stop the Apocalypse?!”“Yeah, but to be fair, they kinda started it too.”“The Winchesters killed Death.”“Dude, I am honestly not surprised.”“Oh my god the Winchesters saved the world!”“They save the world every year Karen its nothing to get excited about.”“Well, guess who’s back from the dead again.”“You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. Thats the third time this year!”“Fucking Winchesters, man.”They’ve become the most feared, respected and well known hunters in history. Every time a hunter meets another hunter they’ll swap Winchester stories. Everyone knows who they are. Eventually it just kinda becomes an ultimate competition between the hunters of “who has the wackiest Winchester story” -- source link
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