Stuart Pritchard’s Hopes and DreamsLearn saxophone to superb levelFeel at home in a privat
Stuart Pritchard’s Hopes and DreamsLearn saxophone to superb levelFeel at home in a private plane - don’t ask stupid questionsHave a threesome. Me plus two womenExpand business empireDate a model. Take her to school reunion. See the look on Mike Moffat’s faceMake Trudy regret her decisionExperience love (reciprocated)Wife. Kids. HappinessDon’t die aloneFinally pull the trigger on scuba lessons (trust the tank!)Understand poetryHave the perfect quote for every situationKnow the best dish at top restaurants (LA, NY, Chicago?)Have nerve to order off-menuBe a regular at a restaurant (classy/non-chain)Have one story that never failsBe someone’s best friendFind right underwear for body typeNever wear same outfit twiceLearn to relax during a lapdanceTravel to the Middle East - not the violent bitsInspire a black kid to stay in schoolSeduce stewardess on transatlantic flightGet sister’s teeth fixedKnow how to tip with confidenceOwn a house with a spiral staircase -- source link
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