Happy Vagintine’s Day! The LE SEXOFLEX edition of the Unofficial Distorted View Bar Guide
Happy Vagintine’s Day! The LE SEXOFLEX edition of the Unofficial Distorted View Bar Guide has hit the e-presses like butts on copy machines! Thank you Halleys Comet and Matthew Wunderlich for reaching around to touch us, and use the contents of what you found to make some delicious (wait, we haven’t tried them yet) recipes. Look through the table of contents and you’ll see the following titles that may ring a bell… Burger in Your Butt (based off of our chart topper* Poop On Face) Dragon*Con-coction (the official Le Sexoflex cocktail for conventions) Jizz Baguette (the name for our alter-alter-egos and our backup squad) Juiceboxxx (sip) Middle Class Baller (Kroger Plus) Peep Peep (you know) The Very British, Princess Genius (you, you know) Toxic Shock Syndrome (a public service announcement regarding T.S.S.) Kindle-gift this to someone you find mildly amusing! xoxo Flexxxholes -- source link
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