17piesinseptember:teluete:For @17piesinseptember, and the anon who hopes Dex, Ford, a
17piesinseptember:teluete:For @17piesinseptember, and the anon who hopes Dex, Ford, and Nursey dress up as Ron, Hermione, and Harry for Halloween. :D“I don’t have the wands,” Nursey says when Dex comes out of the bathroom, tie finally fixed to his liking.“What do you mean you don’t have them?” Dex asks, stomach dropping.“I mean, like, I lost them.”“You—That was—You volunteered to do that. You showed me them the other day. You live in this room. How could you lose them?” Dex’s voice gets increasingly strained as he speaks.“Chill. Dude. I’ll just go outside and like, grab some sticks.”“No.”“It’s basically the same.”“No, it’s not.”“Yes, it is. Long brown thing. Good for poking an eye out.”“For fuck’s sake, Nursey. Why do—”“Sup guys.” Ford enters the room carrying a cardboard box. “Nurse, got the wands for you. Dex, the stuffed rat I wanted has gone AWOL but I found this—Well, I think it was a toupee? But I hot-glue gunned the shit out of it and it’s a pretty ace Scabbers now, if I do say so myself. Which I do.” Ford deposits the box on the bottom bunk and reaches in for the faux-rat. “Here, be careful—”Ford blinks. “Wo. Why are you like, that red Dex?” Ford reaches forward and pushes his jaw shut with the rat.“I told him I didn’t get proper wands for the costumes,” Nursey explains. It takes him a while to get the sentence out because he’s laughing so hard.“Dude,” Ford says, looking to Nursey. “Low blow. You know how much Dex is into H.P.”“So are you! You’re the one,” he points at Nurse, “who was jumping up and down on the couch—”“And falling off it,” Ford interjects.“—when we were coming up with the idea,” Dex finishes.“Yeah, yeah,” Nursey waves his hand around, still laughing.“So…You were messing with me?” Dex asks.Nursey grins and his cheeks push up the fake glasses he’s wearing. “Chyeah.”Dex groans. “Oh my god. Why are we friends.”“Sharing a room has bonded you,” Ford answers the rhetorical question, grabbing a stuffed cat (or possibly several ginger toupees) out of her box. “We ready to roll?”“Nurse, your hair’s not right,” Dex huffs. “It’s meant to be messy.”“It is,” Nursey insists.Dex stretches his hand out and Nurse dodges to avoid it, knocking over Ford’s box in the process.“It looks like it normally does.”“Which is artfully messy.”“And we all know,” Ford interrupts, rolling her eyes as Nursey smacks Dex’s hand away again, “that you’re going to be running your fingers up in it as soon as you start dancing so, Dex, it’ll get there. We can get photos later once Nurse’s hair is to your liking. Anyway, half of Bitty’s apple tartlets were already gone when I got here, so we better haul ass.” -- source link
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