50shadesoffrey:derelictjet:akagod:mistergoodheavens:forfuturereferenceonly:zwielous:moustache-flavou
50shadesoffrey:derelictjet:akagod:mistergoodheavens:forfuturereferenceonly:zwielous:moustache-flavoured-lubricant:twkankrivantas:alltheworldsindeedastage:slapmytitties:that’s a nice saladmmmm saladimagine if one of those crazy vegan bloggers see us calling this a saladshhhhh they’ll hear youleslieThank you so much for posting murder on my dash and calling it a “salad”. You’re all really nice people.you jinxed it the vegan showed upIM CRYING OMGOh my god how dare you all compare this to salad? Do you guys even know how that plate of greens is produced? All those poor plants, packed together by the thousands in a dingy little warehouse, never getting to see the real sun, being fed a steady diet of nothing but harsh heat lamps and chemically-infused bilgewater. How can you possibly compare the life of this pig, which got to roam around outside, dig around for roots and bugs to its heart’s content, and actually had room to move, to the torture inflicted upon vegetables? God, don’t even fucking talk to me about salad. I am so triggered right now.Was that just… the biggest plot twist in the history of plot twists? (#TW:Salad) -- source link