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iamagreenturtle:mrprincesshorse:therainbowgorilla:alexianfireflies:therainbowgorilla:nextstepcake:“Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws.”“Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner.”“Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket”One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.At first I wasn’t going to reblog this but then I saw it again and just started laughingmy two favorite things: asexuality, and punsand those puns are literally the bestI NEED more asexual punsthose are indeed the best“Ace Hardware: Lube for your motor, not your junk”“Ace Hardware: Erecting buildings, not your penis”“Ace Hardware: Where nuts aren’t genetalia”“Ace Hardware: The hammer is not our penis. Its just a hammer.”“Ace Hardware: Where muff, is short for muffler”“Ace Hardware: Yes that is a hammer, but we’re still happy to see you.”“Ace Hardware: You can get Off™ in our repellent aisle” -- source link
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