frog-and-toad-are-friends:transmemesatan:will someone please explain to the hets that a dude can eat
frog-and-toad-are-friends:transmemesatan:will someone please explain to the hets that a dude can eat - and even enjoy - a fucking carrot once in a whilethe Woman: what do you want for dinner tonight, honeybunches?the Man: *pounds table with both fists* WANT STEAKthe Woman: well that’s just dandy, sugarpuffs! i’m going to make some healthy chili instead, it’s better for your blood pressure! *begins boiling a single whole onion*the Man: *clumsily gropes at the ball and chain locked onto his ankle* STEAK TRUCK FOOTBALL BLOWJOB -- source link
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